i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Congratulations! We have a period
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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