You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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