I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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