I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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