Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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