theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
sex in a hospital.. check
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
