Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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