i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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