is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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