no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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