Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
