Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
