Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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