hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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