How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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