Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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