I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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