she was so not down for the gang bang
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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