I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Can I color on your dick again?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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