That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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