if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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