just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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