What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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