He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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