now i know why i became what i already was.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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