Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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