Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My vagina is officially offended.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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