Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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