Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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