I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
my liver is dry heaving
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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