Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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