I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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