I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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