Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
