I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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