Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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