he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
