I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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