I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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