Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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