I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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