why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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