its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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