David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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