He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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