What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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