I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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