On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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