I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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