i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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